Submit the claim
Nickname, country, date, and a brief account of events. Please remain courtly.
World’s Biggest Poo presents
One daily champion. No dignity spared.
Every day, somewhere in the world, someone has the biggest poo of the day. World’s Biggest Poo exists to honor that achievement with the gravity it absolutely does not deserve — and now the daily champion is chosen by you, the public, via vote.
Text entries only. No images. No medical analysis. No nonsense that requires a
meeting.
The process
How the committee pretends this works
A lightweight ceremony for a heavy subject. Submit your text-only claim, receive a contender card, and await a completely unofficial daily coronation.
Declare the metrics
Estimated impact, duration, flush confidence, and a few numbers best left vague.
Face the public vote
Visitors rally behind their favourite. The leaderboard updates live from every ballot.
Receive paper glory
Winner gets a certificate. Everyone else gets the sort of badge HR would query.
Crowned by public vote
Today’s laureate · chosen by you
Baron Von Plop
United Kingdom · 23 April 2026
“A private matter, regrettably now of public record.”
- Public votes
- 0
- Share of ballot
- 0%
- Lead over runner-up
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Today’s contenders · cast your vote
Several brave entries, all legally manageable
Tap Vote on whichever contender you believe deserves the crown. The highest total at daily reset is declared the winner and receives the paperwork.
Prototype notice: vote totals are seeded with demo data and counted in your browser session only. Votes do not currently persist across visits or between users — a real backend is a future upgrade, not a present pretence.
Winner’s paperwork
A certificate with almost alarming authority
Designed to be screenshotted, shared, downloaded, and later explained to someone who assumed you were using your phone for work.
Office of Daily Magnitude
Certificate of Singular Magnitude
This document certifies that the bearer, Baron Von Plop, was crowned by public vote on 23 April 2026, and is hereby recognised as the totally unofficial Biggest Poo of the Day.
Additional categories
Not every legend fits one throne
Ghost Wipe Legend
Most Suspiciously Impressive
Toilet Titan
Porcelain Diplomat
Quietly Historic
Flush Confidence Award
Explore each category in depth: Biggest Poo of the Day, Toilet Titan Award, Ghost Wipe Legend, Funny Certificates, Daily Internet Awards, Poop Awards Satire, Hall of Fame.
Archive
Hall of Fame
Previous recipients of the crown, preserved for the historical record until someone sensibly clears their browser history.
Date
Winner
Country
Title
Questions, reluctantly answered
FAQ
Is this medical advice?
No. It is satire and entertainment. If you have health concerns, speak to a qualified medical professional, not an awards committee with a gold seal.
Can I upload a photo?
No. World’s Biggest Poo is proudly text-first. We are pursuing prestige, not evidence.
How is the daily winner chosen?
Today’s winner is crowned by public vote. Tap Vote on any contender and the leaderboard updates immediately. At daily reset, the contender with the highest tally takes the title; the committee limits itself to filing the paperwork. In this prototype, votes are tallied in your browser session only and do not persist across visits — a persistent backend is a planned upgrade.
Can I vote more than once?
One vote per contender per session. It’s a ceremonial guardrail, not a cryptographic one. When a real backend arrives, the rules will get sturdier.
Can non-winners still share something?
Yes. Every valid entry receives an Official Contender card, because disappointment should at least be formatted nicely.
Community standards
Moderation rules
- No nudity, explicit body imagery, pornography, harassment, or targeted abuse.
- No realistic toilet photos, medical claims, diagnosis requests, or graphic detail.
- No naming real people without consent. Use nicknames and keep it absurd, not cruel.
- Entries may be removed if they make the committee regret learning to read.
World’s Biggest Poo is satire and entertainment only. It is not medical advice, a health diagnostic tool, or an invitation to submit sensitive personal information.